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Sunday, March 30, 2008
this post gna be long i think. & u pple gna think im a bitch by the end of it. and my victim? a guy with brain size inversely propor. to his size apparently, this large conspicuous guy got my sqdm8s to collect our lifesaving certs from him and he didn turn up. so my poor darlings had to wait for him, going late for cip as a result. however, tt guy with an ego as large as himself decides tt it's not his fault but theirs. ladies and gentlemen, welcome. i hereby present to u the content of our msgs. i apologise for my bad english due to convenience. pls do not hesitate from laughing at me.[ hey, im bitching HIM] reading the msgs, u wud have found dozens of mistakes. e a s i l y. i aint kidding Me: it aint very polite to ps pple y'noe? i supp u dont Him: sry ya got family things cock up so ya sorry (cock up? wad do u mean?) Me: Cld hav informed. it wldn be as bad as wasting ppl's time. it's not lk they dont have btr things to do (wanted to add "den getting traumatised by the thot of seeing u and vomiting) Him:Sry but indeed u all cld find uncle joe even if i nt ard (wth. uncle joe ignored them. and u didn tell us ok?) Me: They had no idea the cert cldbe collected from uncle joe. if not they wldn have wasted precious seconds waiting for u lk durh (im sur i remembered u told yueting not to be late as time is precious. "seconds" was used to show how he isn worth even a bit of time) Him: ok but at least they could call me or ck when they izit able to find me (so it's our fault now.. interesting. i supp being fat gives him an edge when it comes to unbashfulness. & what does he mean by "izit able to find me?) Me: wad a cheek. Is it not common sense or at the very least basic manners to inform others if u cant make it? Him: ok i knew tt but is too last min thing as i gt the news this morning and its urs instinct to call when wait for 5min or more (wow.. it just so isnt his fault. and look at the phrasing. it's amazing how i understood him. btw, isit tt hard to sms? im sure tt research has shown sms to be a powerful communication tool tt is used most of the time. it must have been pretty user friendly to be used so much, even by ppl in the working society) Me: Is it not taught to u tt u r supp to update ppl upon receiving news? besides i dont think my sqm8s wld lk hearing ur voice so early in the morning ( so i decided to teach him some manners.. though i admit im pretty much bitchy myself) Him: tt is ur sqdm8s probs as u must get the pic tt is not want or nt to hear my voice (what does he mean? anyway it's pretty obvious he cldn understand me. when i strongly feel tt i am so much easier to understand) Me: Haha. i was suanning u. im sure its intellectual understanding tt sms-ing will not take more than 30 secs (so i decided to help him in comprehending..) Him: by the way u sms me i can tell tt u have no idea of what i am saying (tell me, who cld have understood him when reading his msgs the FIRST time.. maybe i sld apologise to him for not being able to see his point. but can u?) Me: Language is a tool to be used properly. Substandard skills will only result in miscommunication. interpret tt. Him: Halo plz bear tt in mind tt for a person to speak a good english is simple english ( sighs. i pity him for he still doesn get it and continues to make a joke outta himself. correct me if im wrong but "A english"?) Me: Simple english can be understood if it is standard english, or at the very least, singlish tt isn substandard to the extent tt it is uncomprehendable. (laughs at him again.. i noe im bad. but at least i minced my words. at least i refrained from asking him to screw his own pathetic brains. at least.. im nice xp) Him: and all my words are simple but u dun realli understand ok (tell me again.. what/how am i supp to understand?) Him:HEY YINGTING FOR GOD SAKE PLZ READ MY MSG AGAIN IS TT I AM TELLING U HOW TO BE A BTR PERSON, I KNOW TT I FORGOT TO TELL U GUYS BUT BEAR IN MIND TT U ALL SLD HAVE THE INITIAL TO CALL ME WHEN U ALL CANT FIND ME. (oops! i made him angry. but what on earth is he trying to say again? humans have initiative but not INITIAL to take actions. i think my sqdm8s' hps do not have enough memory space to save his contacts too. it's simply too BIG. and erm, so he's implying it's our fault yet again i supp) Me: And i am encouraging the use of btr english (if he is encouraging me to be a btr person-although i dont think he has told me on how to improve myself-, i feel i ought to help him out too!) Him:For ur own sake plz reflect on urself i nt replying any msg again from u (wow.. big shot.. lk who is he to ask me to reflect on myself? he wronged my sqdm8s first. he can try reflecting on what he did wrong instead of pushing the blame on my innocent darlings in my opinion) Me: reflect on ur english. be my guest coz i dont feel the pity (being nice, i decided to help him again. and being a bitch, i... y'all noe wad i did) Him: i will be proud to be ur guest and plz talk to ur darling nick and stop smsing me as u r a pain in my ass ( i thot he said he aint gna reply? wads he doing? proving tt he cant understand himself? how can he blame me for not understanding him thn? sighs.. i pity him.. and i fear for spore's future with ppl lk him arnd. and again, he sms-ed me first. doesn make sense. first he says he aint gna reply. den he replied. and he tells me to stop smsing him?wads with this guy?! point 3, i am a pain in his ass? what gentlemanly language) Me: and u lost it again. proven me right (yea. i was thinking he wld insult me directly soon & he did. no standards wadsoever. at least i minced my words) Him: as i am not free to entertain u (pardon me but what is he getting at again? i truely wonder) -the end- so what do y'all think? i must admit tt this source is biased coz yea, i haven got a strong liking towards him at all and the ppl involved are my sqdm8s but wells.. nvms. i shall conclude tt he is dumb. & im a bitch |
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